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Mischa Barton Posing For Nylon Magazine August 2008

2008-07-23T06:35:00.000-07:00

Maxim Cover Girl : Soha Ali Hottest Shoot In Black Lingerie

2008-05-12T00:58:00.001-07:00

Well, Maxim is such a fun magazine, quintessentially male. It feels nice to be on the cover as a sex symbol. In the latest issue of Maxim, which has got none other than the Divine Goddess of Graciousness and Beauty herself, Soha Ali Khan! She is one woman who has been in the news for all the right reasons. Now adding one more feather to the list of right reasons is her interview that simply takes your breath away as it simply sways you off the ground!

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Hottest Latina Moms

2008-05-09T07:42:00.000-07:00

1.Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek: The shrewd Hollywood player even made a great move when choosing a baby daddy. Salma and billionaire beau Francois-Henri Pinault make more money than a taco vendor at a Weight Watchers meeting. Even though we foresee Valentina being a spoiled brat, Mama Salma is strong without even raising a chancleta. Plus, we all know a Mexican mother is a lot scarier than a wealthy French father—unless he takes away your credit card.

2. Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba: Although the half-mejicana has had her share of dumb blonde moments (rejecting her Latiness, then claiming it back) We are able to forgive all shortcomings for a glimpse of her in Fantastic Four garb. Yet, when she let Cash Warren lay his vile seed in her an entire generation of men, (fans of Dark Angel), cried like Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail. Worst of all, we suspect J. Alba’s mothering skills will be as exceptional as her acting prowess.

3.Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez: After parading around like a huge piñata and denying her obvious pregnancy, J. Lo gave birth to fraternal twins this past February. Surprisingly, in less than three months as a madre, she was named Celebrity Mom of the Year by the New York Mingling Mom Organization. Apparently selling your kids’ baby photos for $6 million to gossip rags makes you a better mom than Carol Brady.

4.Thalia

Thalia: Since giving birth to Sabrina, she has been multi-tasking her bum off. From writing a column for Para Todos, hosting a radio show and now she’s working on her new album. Is Thalia’s baby going to be a latchkey kid? Nope! When you’re worth millions your maid raises your children. Also, we doubt old man Tommy Mottola will let his trophy wife get sloppy. “Doctor, another rib removed please!”

5.Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera: With a post-pregnancy body that screams “milk does a body good” Xtina is probably eyeing a second child in order to add some junk to el trunk. Aside from her top-heavy new figure, Aguilera’s mom skills will be put to the test as she raises her lil’ bicultural Max Liron Bratman. Just remember Christina, bagels and habichuelas don’t mix.

Hottest PETA Babes

2008-05-09T00:55:00.000-07:00

Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes would find her way onto any list of Five Hottest Things For Which It Could Possibly Be Argued That Eva Mendes Qualifies. In fact, even if she hadn't posed for the above picture, I'd still have been tempted to add her to the list just because it would have felt incomplete otherwise. Also, to her credit, Ms. Mendes recently managed to do something that no other Hollywood starlet in recent years has managed to pull off: she checked into rehab with dignity.

Maggie Q

Maggie Q is best known for being the young-looking chick of ambiguous ethnicity who, when you see her, you can't quite place where you've seen her before, but you want to go back to that place and see her again. That place was most likely either Mission Impossible III or Live Free and Die Hard. She also gains points for naming herself after the gadget guy from James Bond. Nah, her last name used to be Quigley. See? She still made the right choice.Joanna Krupa

Joanna Krupa, or "The Krupster" as she's known to her many friends and lovers (let's start that pointless rumor), is extremely... talented. She also has the distinction of being probably the most naked anybody has ever been for a PETA photo shoot. Generally people have a prop of some sort. A top hat, a cane. A bottle of water. An embarrassed glare. Or maybe their entire body isn't visible. Something. Not Joanna. She's got shoes and a necklace, which is all a true lady ever really needs.

Imogen Bailey

For a country tilled in the blood of prisoners, Australia has managed to produce an astounding amount of hot women, of which Imogen Bailey is almost certainly the hottest one named Imogen. Possibly the hottest overall, too, as is clearly exhibited by her anti-fur ad. She's so hot, it almost makes me want to take off my bunny-fur coat and think about replacing my bunny-fur carpeting, seat covers, window shades, toupee and book bindings. Almost.Dominique Swain

In her role in Face-Off, Swain jams a butterfly knife into someone's leg. In her role in this PETA ad, Swain jams the once totally separate fields of pro-animal rights advertising and child pornography together in an unholy union of guilty hotness. Why is the totally-legal-I-swear Swain playing Lolita in an ad which hopes to prevent animal cruelty? Well, she did play Lolita in a made for TV movie first, but I prefer to think it's because I had a dream in which I commanded it.
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Sexy Boxing Babes

2008-05-08T05:08:00.000-07:00

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Keeley Hazell in FHM

2008-05-08T04:54:00.000-07:00

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Whitney Able Wears Bikini in FHM

2008-05-08T04:47:00.000-07:00

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Rachael Cordingley Miss Maxim 2008 Global Winner

2008-05-08T03:12:00.000-07:00

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